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STYX RIVER 2004 APRIL RALLY
Styx River Rally April 2004 Styx River, AL April 02-04th 2003 It keeps getting better every time The Styx river rally is what being a biker is all about. Just go out to a secluded campground, pitch up your tent, drink a few beers and have a good time. I shit you not, everybody has a BETTER time here than I've ever seen at Daytona. It's a real biker rally, with real bikers. So mothers lock up your children this is definately an adults only weekend party. Everybody shows up on Friday and just kinda kicks back and gets to know everybody else. There is a band and a DJ (fast Eddie, one of my personal favorites) so there's always a good little party going on. Now that doesn't mean nobody gets naked & stupid on friday night... it's just not the organised chaos you'll see here on Saturday. The next day the rally really starts kickin'. An early'ish poker run around 11 AM for the people that didn't party too hard the night before, followed by an afternoon biker rodeo with all the traditional games - slow race, barrel race, weenie bite, bike wash. But be advised there are certain... ''ahem'' RULES at apply only at this rally. Like for example at the weenie bite. You know, it's the game where couple sit together on the motorcycle and try to bite a wiener dangling from a string as they ride past underneath it. At normal biker rallies you miss, you lose. Well the folks at the Styx river rally seem to feel that this is a little harsh and will allow you to try again.... as long AS LONG AS YOUR RIDER IS WILLING TO DO IT NAKED! Put your foot down during the slow race? No problem! Just turn to the crowd and find some chick who's willing to bust her puppies out and your right back in the race for another try. And so on. All throughout the day there are naked chicks here, naked chicks there, naked chicks everywhere. If you like to get naked in public, this is definately one of the best rallies to do it at. Ok, where was I? Oh ya, on with what goes on. Late Saturday afternoon they have a bike show, and then the partying really starts up hard when the sun goes down. There IS an official wet t-shirt contest at SOME POINT late Saturday night, and they WILL have SOME band playing, although everything is on ''biker party'' time, not according to your average by the book corporate yuppie schedule. This year they had a Cajun band that was supposed to play on Saturday night. I met them earlier that day and they was already having a good time... hell they even offered me some of their home made cajun hooch. I took one sniff outta that bottle and it cleared up my sinuses & made my eyes water! Good thing it wuz in an old glass bottle cuz I bet it would have melted plastic. And then when it came time to play later on that day nobody could find the cajuns... :) Gee, I wonder where they were? Maybe they went down to the river to find some alligators to wrassle? But no worries, Tod & Lisa pulled a band out of thin air & got them playing, so the entertainment was still on. Ooops, did I forget they to mention they had a little something for the ladies? A guy got all dressed up & busted out on the stage outta nowhere, and before you can change a spark plug he was dancing around butt-ass naked throwing candy to screaming women. Now let's not be mean, it was pretty cold out there and ya'll have heard of shrinkage, haven't you? Hahahha, just kidding man. Judging by the screaming the ladies sure liked it. You can sure tell this rally is all about the party. Be prepared to see a bunch of naked chicks posing on bikes at any time of the day or night. And riding around on bikes any time of day AND night. And lots of nudity during the biker rodeo games in the afternoon. And people will get up on the stage & strip it off pretty well anytime there's music playing, especially at night. If you liked Daytona and thought main street was pretty wild your gonna get freaked at this rally. If what I described to you sounds like a good weekend party make sure not to miss their next rally in August (see the BIKER CALENDAR above for the exact dates). And whatever you do, do NOT bring children or your christian brother in law to this one. All in all they had well over a thousand people at this rally, I bet the one in August is gonna be even bigger. Damn, what a party ! ---------------------- Adults Only No children allowed. Entry : $20 Camping on Site : Included RV Spots : Available BYOB availabe at a store 2 miles down the road Live Bands Contests : Wet t-shirt Events : Biker rodeo Events : Bike show Food vendors on location Restaurant/store close by
Fatbob rates this Rally a perfect 10/10 beer cans !
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