Bama Bikefest 2004 - motorcycle events

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Bama Bikefest rally 2004

Bama Bikefest (Fall) 2004
Forkland, AL
Nov 5-7th 2004

What a great party

You know how it goes.. they got them big 'ol impersonal biker rallies that ain't really much fun, and then they got them little rallies that you go to that turn out to be a real blast.  Well, this was one of them.

Everybody had a great rally.  They had stuff going on all the time pretty well non-stop the entire weekend.  Too many contests to list here but I should mention the wet t shirt contest, the nipple sizing contest, the show off your piercings contest... oh ya, and don't forget the ''model our chaps'' contest for the ladies, where the winner also got to keep the chaps as first prize.  See the picture to the left.  And she wasn't event the winner!

As a matter of fact the DJ ''Little John'' would just whip up a little contest or drinking game (ya, they supplied the drinks) every time he felt like he was getting bored and this guy has a REAL low tolerance for boredom!  I talked to him after the rally, and he actually told me that he RAN OUT OF TIME to do all the contests he had planned!  Unbeleivable.  Now that's MY kind of DJ, and WAY better than them rallies you go to waiting around all day for something to happen.

They also had a bunch of drinking games.  I've never seen so much beer GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE at any rally in my entire life.  First prize for all the contests and games was usually something like ''ok, we've got a trophy, cash money and a free case of beer for the winner!''  Over, and over, and over again.  Hell ya, you gotta love this rally.

This is also one of the only rallies that I've ever been to that has a FULL BIKER BAR right there at the party.  As a matter of fact, it's right behind the stage.  So anytime you get an urge you can go get out of the sun, shoot some pool, watch the TV, meet some bros AND drink yourself shitfaced... all at the same time!  It sure is nice to have a rally that actually sells beer AND liquor for a change... every biker party should have their own bar.

Ooops, almost forgot about the mechanical bull.  It ran all weekend, and they charged $5 for a ride.  Except for the people who wanted to get on naked, they could ride for free.  Ya.  You can imagine what it was like.  Honestly I don't know if the bull guy made any money, but who cares?  Hahahhaha.  It sure liven's up the party.

Of course they had the regular old bike show, tatoo contests, and biker rodeo.  With of course the now infamous rule that states ''if at first you don't succed, try it again naked!''.  Like if you do the weenie bite but miss the weenie, you can get a second chance if your rider agrees to do it topless. Of course if she misses again, well there's always the bottoms.  And hell, if you butt-ass nekid, well who's gonna say you can't try it yet again?  Not me!

And I do need to mention the early saturday poker run (for all them people that can't sleep in after partying most of the night) and the burnout pit.

They also had some body painting... and once again every once and a while the DJ Little John would say something like ''hey, I ain't seen no titties in the last 12 minutes... FREE titty painting for the next 5 girls that show up at the painting booth!''.  Damn... maybe the titty painter didn't make any money either?  Do you care?  Hahahha, I didn't think so.

You know what?  It was a really great little party.  The people who run this rally are doing EVERYTHING right, and it was a blast.  Honestly is was one of the funnest rallies and best real biker parties I'v been to all summer, and that's saying something.  The only reason I didn't give it a better rating is because their new and they don't pull in the crowds yet like the big rallies.  But they will.

I went.  I had a really good time.  I'm definately going back in next year for their spring rally and so should you.

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Adults Only (18 & over)
No children allowed.

Entry : $20

Camping on Site : Included
RV Hookups : Available

Bar on Site
Liquor Sold on Site

Live Bands : 
   Flip Side

Contests :
	Wet t-shirt 
    Best Tatoos
    Best Piercings
	Seductive Bull Riding
	Strong Man
	Strong Women
	Best Chaps Women

Events 
    Biker rodeo
    Bike Show
    Poker Run
    Titty Painting
	Drinking Games

Food vendors on location
Ice sold on location
Showers on location
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