FATBOB's biker rally review
STYX RIVER spring 2003 RALLY
Styx River Rally (spring) Styx River Campground Wilcox Exit, I-10, AL April 4-5-6, 2003 What an AWESOME RALLY! This is what a real biker rally is supposed to be like. Tons of naked chicks all over the place, a bike show, a tatoo contest, live bands, a strong man contest, a biker rodeo with different games (weenie bite, slow race, balloon toss), an amazing wet t-shirt contest and a bunch of strippers just dancing for fun... and let's not forget the burnouts, the passed out drunk people, the bike show and did I mention naked biker chicks? It's definately my kind of rally. The Styx River rally is always a great time, and this one was better than ever. Of course I went... and of course I took hundreds and hundreds of amazing pictures filled with cool bikes and naked chicks. And then my camera died! Oh my gawd, it's a catastrophy of monumental proportions! Lucky for me there was about 3,000 drunk bikers almost as upset as I was, and they all tried to give me some ''advice'' as to what I could do to fix my suddenly toasted camera... but seeing as most of them were really drunk and holding their own disposable k-mart cameras upside down (and often backwards), they really weren't much help! But thanks anyways guys. :) So I wiped away my tears of frustration, ran back to my bike & pulled out my ol' trusty backup camera that I carry around for just such an emergency and shot off another 150 pics or so... trust me, ya'll can't be half as cracked up about it as I was. Good thing I still had my backup camera and camcorder... I did get some cool shots and the entire wet t-shirt contest on video as well as about 100 naked chick pics or so from this rally. See them in the adults only parts of the site. Ok, ok... enough whining about my snaggled camera. The rally was amazing, easily one of the top 5 REAL biker rallies going on in America today. That's why I gave it a perfect score. And if you missed it, well, I TOLD YOU TO GO ! Don't worry though, they've got another party scheduled for august this summer. Be there, or spend the rest of the year kicking yourself for not going. It's that good of a rally. Entry : $20 B.Y.O.B. On site camping Live bands Lots of wild contests Food sold on premises Worth going to even if you have to drive 500 miles !