FATBOB's biker bar review
ROAD RASH BIKER BASH 2003
Road Rash Biker Bash New Salem, GA Aug. 15-17th, 2003 Hill Billies sure can party ! Ok, I wuz just cruisin the web & stumbled accross something called the Road Rash Biker Bash. Sponsored by Road Rash magazine. Sounded pretty cool, so I called them up & got myself invited over. When I first got there, I was sorta dissapointed. I thought it was a full fledged biker rally and there was only about 75 people there. Everybody was just sorta hanging out, and there really wasn't much going on. I asked around & found out that it was really a birthday party for the owner of Road Rash (his name is ''Tom the Bomb''). Ah man... and I thought this was gonna be another no holds barred biker party. Oh well, watch'a gonna do? The next day (saturday) started out pretty well the same way. There was some kind of farmer's tool shed with a dirt floor that was setup to party with some big coolers & girls & stuff, but it really wasn't going on. But then all of the sudden late Saturday afternoon things started to happen. They put together a little mud pit & got a couple of girls to wrassle around in it. Then around 6pm... the biker rodeo starts! Oh ya, this is more like it... a bike show, a slow race, a weenie bite, the toilet plunger game... the party is starting to pick up some speed. Then around 7pm they announce that there's gonna be a wet t-shirt contest. So I'm thinkin' it's way to early, and nobody's gonna wanna jump in. Boy was I wrong! I get to the little shed, and there's about a dozen girls already strippin' off their biker wear & suiting up in the little white t-shirts just rearing to go. The official contest couldn't keep up with the girls! Them wild hill billy chicks grabbed one of them wooden spool things in the shed, flipped it over to make a table & got up & started dancing around & wetting each other off with beer cuz the water guns hadn't arrived yet. They got so worked up there was almost a fight, cuz you know you really can't fit that many girls on the top of one of them wooden spool things. The band started rocking, the water eventually caught up with the girls, another few hundred people showed up and hot damn, all of the sudden we're in the middle of a big biker party! And then the real fun started. :) Happy birthday, Tom. Hope YOU enjoyed your party as much as we did ! ------------------- Entry fee : $20 Adults ONLY NO Mindor allowed. Live band - mother of pearl Wet t-shirt contest Biker Rodeo - slow race - barrel roll - weenie bite - balloon toss Best Bike contest B.Y.O.B. (store 1 mile down the road) Camping on site included Shower on site Food Vendor on site