FATBOB's biker rally review
FAUNSDALE (FALL) RALLY 2003
Faunsdale Fall Rally Faunsdale, AL Oct. 03-05th, 2003 Faunsdale is always a great rally ! Once again it's that time of the year, so after taking a few weeks off from my hard job I hop on my bike & haul my ass down to the Faunsdale fall rally, upstate Alabama. Perfect weather, a pretty good campground, a nice party crowd just wanting to camp out, get naked and have a few drinks... definately my kind of rally. All in all I'd say maybe 3,000 REAL bikers showed up, I don't think anybody actually trailered their bike in. There was a few naked biker chicks dancing around & flashing and stuff... you know, the usual friday night biker fare. On Saturday the day started off with a 80 mile poker run... you read right, 80 miles! You know it's a REAL biker rally when they've got a poker run that takes 2 hours to complete. After the run we got down to business early afternoon with the traditional biker games and bike show. Barrel race, slow race, weenie bite, plank roll, ball drop and balloon toss games kept us entertained during the rodeo. a late afternoon bike show, a bite to eat and then the fun really started. There was a little bit of nudity and flashing here & there... and one of the vendors that was painting bikes at the rally got a little bored and announced that there would be free titty painting for any women that wanted it. Before you can say ''I need another beer'' they had about a dozen chicks lined up and the smell of paint filled the air. Check out the pictures in the adults only sections, there are over 200 hi quality shots. Then the sun went down, the band cranked up (after a few electrical problems) and ... badaboom badabing it's time for the wet t-shirt contest. First prize was something over just $400, and you could tell as the girls went all out trying to snag the prize. Hehehhe... nothing like a few Benjamins for motivation. Another couple of hundred hi quality shots and movies of the entire wet t-shirt contest in the adults only areas. They also started a new tradition this year, called the ''breezy ride''. Sign up before hand and get an official ''breezy ride'' patch for your jacket if you ride your bike naked through the campground at midnight on Saturday night ! What a cool idea. It's like streaking for bikers :) And also a lot of fun, even if the temperature was a little on the nippy side. In conclusion? I went and I had a great time. I always have a great time at this rally. And if your a real biker looking for some good ol'fashioned scooter fun you should go to. ------------------- Entry fee : $20 Adults ONLY NO Mindor allowed. Live band - mother of pearl Wet t-shirt contest Tatoo contest Men Tatoo contest Women Body Painting Midnight ''Breezy Ride'' Biker Rodeo - slow race - barrel roll - weenie bite - balloon toss - strong man contest - ball drop Best Bike contest B.Y.O.B. Primitive Camping on site included Hookups available Showers on site Food Vendors on site Assorted other vendors Tatoo artists on site -------------------