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DATES : June 11-14th, 2009
AGE RESTRICTION : Adults only. 21 or better to enter
LOCATION : Cave in Rock, IL
ENTRY FEES : $40 per person, Support vehicules cars/trucks $40, Towed Trailer/campers $20, RV's/campers/busses $60. Early bird entry on Wednesday (one day early) add and extra $10 per person.
ADULTS ONLY CONTESTS : Daily ''What Tee Shirt'' contests on Thursday/Friday/Saturday, Co-ed thong contest, Cool down contest, Topless Hula Hoop contest, Ladies Thong contest,
THINGS TO DO : Lucky Daredevil Thrill Show, Circus Una tight-wire trapeze act, American Motordrome Wall of Death, Hambone Express Pig Racing, Rich Guzzi the Psycho Hypnotist, the Hollywood Knockouts (Hot Oil and Cream Wrestling) and Memories of Mayberry ("Barney Fife and Ernest T. Bass), free mechanical bull rides, Strong man contest, Strong woman contest, Pickle sucking contest, Biker rodeo games, Beer belly hula contest, Body painting, Helicopter rides
LIVE BANDS : Orry Kraw, DB Bryant Band, Jasmine Cain, Stompbox 40, Ross and Rotten, Sixxkiller, Kings Cave, Southbound
visit their offical web site www.hogrock.com
Wow. If I could go to only ONE bike rally a year it would be Hog Rock!|
For those of you that have never been there it's located on a huge section of private property, right on the banks of the Ohio River. Ton's of open spaces for RVs and campers, lot's of shaded areas for tent camping, there's a clothing optional swimming hole, three stages and just enough vendors selling all the usual.
One of the best things about this rally (other than all the great people that go there) is of course that once inside the gate everything is free. Free mechanical bull rides. Free wall of death shows. Free circus Una doing her motorcycle tightwire act. All paid for by the guy who puts on the rally.
Loads of bands, playing all three stages all weekend. Daily wet tee shirt contests on the stage, body painting, naked bull riding and all kinds of crazy shenanigins going on here starting early on Thursday. Want to walk around topless? Get your tits and ass painted? No problem. Looking for some sun without them pesky tan lines? Go for it. This party is awesome, it's like mardi gras on steroids.
Every promoter in America that puts on a bike show, that wants to put on a bike rally or that thinks they know how to put on a great party should go to Hog Rock to see how it's really done. They have so much stuff going on a single person can't keep up with it all. This rally blows all the others away.
I would guess something like 9,000 people or show showed up for the weekend and I can pretty well garantee that nobody went home dissapointed. Hell, I'm pretty sure that nobody actually even WANTED to go home, but like they say in the movies ''all good things must come to an end''. It's just that kind of party.
I've said it once, I'll say it again. If you like bike rallies, GO TO HOG ROCK! They've got another show coming up on October, mark you calendars and tell your boss you're going to need a sick day or three. Trust me, it'll be worth it.
Bob rates this party off the scale. Hell I just filled up the entire line of beer cans!