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Exclusive biker party coverage : Hog Rock River Rally 2008|
Once again HOG ROCK is setting the standard for a great weekend motorcycle show / event / party. The sheer amount of entertainment offered simply puts most other events to shame, it's not for nothing that it's grown so big and so fast over the last few years.
Unlike most rallies, everything (except the helicopter rides) is FREE! Watch all the bands, catch bag lady sue doing here one of a kind biker comedian act, see the erotic hypnotist Rich Guzzi and laugh harder than you have in the last three years, ride the mechanical bull, watch a fire breathing sword swallowing freak show... it's all included with your gate pass!
It's a nice switch from those parties that charge you $10 to ride the bull, another $10 to watch the wall of death stunt show... and then hit you up for even more cash if you want to catch the bands playing from less than a quarter mile away.
They had THREE DIFFERENT STAGES GOING all weekend long. The fun started on Thursday, so I guess this party has turned into a three day event. Good thing they've got lot's of room for both tents and primitive (no hookup) RV spots. And of course the hot showers are also included, no extra charge.
These people really know how to keep you entertained. Unlike most rallies, there's never a dull moment.
Too many different contests up on the stage to enumerate, but they did have the strongest man and woman contest, at least one or two wet t shirt contests every day, a hot thong booty shaking contest and their signature event, the topless hula hoop to top it all off. Body painting all weekend long, a clothing optional swimming hole, clothing optional mechanical bull riding... I'm sure you're getting the idea by now.
This weekend was just plain old fun for grownups. Definately NOT the kind of show that you should be bringing your kids to, as there's a lot of nudity, and ahhh... shall we say tipsy people? And of course all kinds of schenanigans that would shock your great grandmother right out of her grave. Or at the very least make her spin like a flywheel.
LOCATION : Cave in Rock, IL|
DATE : June 12-15th, 2008
ENTRY FEES : $30 armband. Support vehicules $30. FREE hot showers. 21 or better to enter. Ice sold, BYOB.
Bob rates this rally 15/10 beer cans because it sets the standard!|
Live Bands, several wet t shirt contests, FREE mechanical bull rides, Hollywood knockouts oil wrestling, helicopter rides, wall of death stunt show, Rich Guzzi erotic hypnotist, Bad lady Sue biker comedian, Freak show, cool down contest, hot shorts contest, strongest man/woman contest, clothing optional swimming hole, topless hula hoop contest, body painting and even more stuff going on all weekend long! Three stages running the entire rally.
Like I've said before if I could only go to one single party a year, it would be this one. Tell your friends, they've got another rally scheduled for October this year... visit their offical web site www.hogrock.com for more info.
Forget Daytona & Sturgis, this one single weekend rally was more fun that a the last half-decade of Daytona's combined!