Hogrock 2007

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Hog Rock 2007
June 14-17th, Cave in rock, IL

I just got back from HOGROCK a few days ago and my head is still spinning. What can I say that I haven't said a hundred times about this party? It's a biker rally done right!

More (good) bands than you can shake a stick at, helicopter rides, wall of death motorcycle stunt show on the hour every hour, an X rated hypnotist performing all weekend long, Hollywood knockout girls, Club chevelle girls, bull riding, a half dozen wet tee shirt contests, titty painting all weekend long, a pickle sucking contest, hot shorts contest, topless hula hoop contest, Bag Lady Sue doing here stand up comedy show, gogo cage girls, a naked swimming hole... damn they had so much stuff going on that after a while my brain just overloaded and I spent the entire weekend just walking around with a dumb grin on my face.

And you know what the best part is? Everything except the helicopter rides ARE COMPLETELY FREE! That's right, everything! Been to Daytona where you have to pay $10 to see the wall of death guys? Vegas where you have to buy a $50 ticket for the crazy hypnotist show or your local festival where you've got to shell out $5 to ride the mechanical bull? Forget them, go to HOGROCK it's ALL included with your gate fee.

This is an AWE INSPIRING PARTY, the only person I saw that didn't look like he was having the time of his life was because he'd drank so much that he fell over & couldn't get up... and the problem was he couldn't see the stage anymore while laying on the ground. It's that kind of party.

I've been saying it for years and I'll say it again. If you can only make it to one party a year, make it Hogrock!

Adults Only : 18 or older to enter.

Entry Fee : $30 person

Bands : Locash Cowboys, Sharp dressed man, Orry Kraw, Sixxkiller, Tommy Stillwell and the hellcats, Southbound, Impact, Tessa folk, Hired gun, Stompbox 40, Little berry jam

Events : Club Shevelle, Bag Lady Sue (stand up biker comedian), Rich Guzzi psycho hypnosis, Hollwood Knockouts (female oil and cream wrestling), Mechanical bull rides, American Motordrome (wall of death cycle show)

free biker party photographs - pictures from bama bike fest 2006

Bob rates this rally a 15/10 beer cans
because THIS party sets the standard!

Contests : Wet tee shirt (several), topless hula hoop, best titty painting, sexiest bald man , hot shorts, pickle sucking, beer belly hula skirt, Strong man, strong women.

Amenities : Hot showers, RV hookups available (extra), plenty of primitive tent camping, three stages, food vendors, other vendors, lot's of shaded areas, gravel roads, swimming hole. This year was BYOB.

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